So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this.
As you can see, human is calm.The last gif is amazing, hahaha.
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Staying at my grandads tonight :D just chilling out watching documentries- I connect to him so much more on an intellectual level than anyone else in my family.
oh and I’m skipping college to go to work with my mum tomorrow before getting a quote/hopefully booking my tattoo- my mum says that she’ll pay for it and I can pay it back over 2/3 months- so looking forward to it even though I’m having it on my foot so it’ll hurt like a bitch
my exams start two weeks tomorrow and I’m worryingly not bothered :-/
yet.
Apparently Shawna is a porn star. No pics here. LOL!
I’d show what I got… but it’s a porn star >.>
In ten years, I will be this…
yup…
(Source: dementorsinmypub)
Do this english homework until 10.30 at the latest.
Make a massive cup of tea (or two smaller ones-it’s been done).
Paint my nails- they’re growing out again! I do love long nails but if i see they’re growing I have a massive urge to bite so I need to cover them up!
Watch some desperae housewives series 1- they’re all so young! ;)
Go to sleep! early night <3 <3 <3
I AM EXCITED!
Sad right?